Well, that as a weird post. Sheesh, that's a lot of posts here. Maybe I'll make one-huh? What? Do I have boobs!? This is real? I mean, of course I have boobies. I mean EVERY girl has them. Hmm, that's weird, was I acting like a boy or something?
Oh Master John! Was I like a boy? Oh yes, of course I'm just a sexy girl. I'm not Patrick, I'm Patrica! And I'm going to let you steal my virginity Master John!