Our TG Caption

You've always hated lamps, ever since they you were born. Your first words were "Death to All Lamps". So naturally, seeing that one of these vial things has made it into your home, you throw it. Hard. It clangs against the wall, leaving a small dent. You toss it again. And again. Whatever it takes to make this lamp suffer. It's not enough. You pick it up again. You have to think of a better place to throw this thing.