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You awaken already standing up. You open your eyes and what becomes immediately apparent to you is the cartoonish look of everything. As feeling slowly returns, something suddenly feels very wrong with your body. You look down, the first thing you see being two large breasts, and a purple dress doing painfully little to hide them. Confused, you stare at your hands, finding them smaller, feminine and having the same cartoonish look everything else has. Moving your head forward, you feel something fall of, and catch a top hat in your hands. Your face feels caked with make-up, and looking into some nearby glass your fears are confirmed. You are Mad Moxxi, from the borderlands games, apparently now in Sanctuary. Standing there, unsure what to do, Axton suddenly appears, and begins to place a huge amount of money in a tip jar, trying to get a gun. You wouldn't happen to know where Moxxi keeps her guns, would you?