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You wonder what else you could do with the pencil. You also don't want to tell the truth to your friend so, you write "Gloria" over your roommate's name on the ID card. Suddenly, he start acting weirdly. He comes toward you in a seductive way and says in a lovely voice :
"- Hey baby, how about we have some fun together ?
- Bu... But...
- I know you want my butt !
- N... no...
- Don't be rude ! You wouldn't refuse a sex seance to your girlfriend, would you ?"
You just totally changed your roommate's identity ! You wouldn't have thought that your prank would go so far but you're fine with it... You tell her :
"- Give me one sec.
- OK. I'm going to take off my clothes in the bedroom."
Having a girlfriend wasn't a wish you thought you would do but here you have it. You do your two last wishes :
"- I wish to be rich.
- Granted !
- I wish that me and my girlfriend are young and healthy forever.
- Granted !"
Now, you can live the perfect life !