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You and Doug decide to check out a local antique store, curated by a woman named Abigail.

Abby welcomes you and you inquire about the lamp. She gives you an odd look, then takes off her glasses and shakes her head. "If afraid we don't have an item like that here." she says, "And even if we did, I'm not sure I could give it to you in good consciousness. I've studied lamps like that for a very long time. All I can tell you is, if you do find such a thing, destroy it. It will be better for everyone involved."

Disappointed, you and Doug look around the shop to see if there is anything that interests or inspires you.