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Before you have a chance to do anything, Doug rubs the lamp and the genie emerges, offering him three wishes.
"Ok genie...as cool as it would be to be a giraffe...I've got some other things we need to get square here..."
"Your wish is my command." ensures the genie.
"First off, I want that crazy bitch Zoe to be rendered infertile, never to have a kid again and with no knowledge of having ever had a kid before!"
"It is done." says the genie.
Doug looks at you and smiles, "That takes care of her."
"Ok, second. I want you to send me and Brie back in time to our twenties....right around when we were first talking about the lamp. I want my friend back!" He smiles at you and says "We're going home, buddy."
"Will do. Want to give me a last wish before you go?" asks the genie.
"Yeah, that's right. I want magic immunity for the both of us. I don't want anyone coming and yanking me out of no timeline or anything."
The genie snaps his fingers, and you and Doug vanish.
You let a deep breath exhale and smoke clouds your vision. You cough repeatedly as your head clears. This is some good stuff, you say to yourself, examining the bong in front of you. "Dude, I almost forgot who I was..."
"I hear that...this is some good stuff..." your friend nods in agreement. "I felt like a forty year old man after that last hit!" she giggles.
"Right? Like seriously? What even is my name? OMG, I'm Brie. Right? Donna, don't screw with me right now. My name is Brie, right?"
You both laugh hysterically, and take another hit.
What a trip. Besties for life.
"Ok genie...as cool as it would be to be a giraffe...I've got some other things we need to get square here..."
"Your wish is my command." ensures the genie.
"First off, I want that crazy bitch Zoe to be rendered infertile, never to have a kid again and with no knowledge of having ever had a kid before!"
"It is done." says the genie.
Doug looks at you and smiles, "That takes care of her."
"Ok, second. I want you to send me and Brie back in time to our twenties....right around when we were first talking about the lamp. I want my friend back!" He smiles at you and says "We're going home, buddy."
"Will do. Want to give me a last wish before you go?" asks the genie.
"Yeah, that's right. I want magic immunity for the both of us. I don't want anyone coming and yanking me out of no timeline or anything."
The genie snaps his fingers, and you and Doug vanish.
You let a deep breath exhale and smoke clouds your vision. You cough repeatedly as your head clears. This is some good stuff, you say to yourself, examining the bong in front of you. "Dude, I almost forgot who I was..."
"I hear that...this is some good stuff..." your friend nods in agreement. "I felt like a forty year old man after that last hit!" she giggles.
"Right? Like seriously? What even is my name? OMG, I'm Brie. Right? Donna, don't screw with me right now. My name is Brie, right?"
You both laugh hysterically, and take another hit.
What a trip. Besties for life.
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