Our TG Caption

“Jaaaaaames!” You say, approaching his locker. “I’m, like, writing your number on my face tonight!”

(Oh my gosh...what a stud muffin. Now that I’m, like, so close to him...he’s probably got a giant dick *giggle* too! Sarah, focus. You gotta, like, flirt first? Who would turn down, like, the most popular girl in this school?)

“Uhhh...” he stammers. “That’s great, uhhh...Sam, right? Sorry I’m a transfer still trying to get names.”

No shot; you are stunned.

(OMG. He totally doesn’t know, like, my name...oh no no no...)

You turn back to Bonnie, looking like you are about to cry.