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You look online for comparable prices and plagiarize a nice description:

"Rub your hands on this authentic fabled Magic Lamp as seen in Disney's live action Aladdin film! Faithfully reproduced for collectors with this limited edition replica in a shimmering golden finish worthy of 3-1,000 wishes. Genie not included...or is it...?"

You start the bidding at $99.99 and wait for the offers to roll in.