You take the green pill and slip the dealer some cash.
Moments later, the Wave hits. You look down at your hand to notice carefully manicured nails clutching a wad of cash. You could have sworn you gave the money to the dealer. You look around at the rave looking to find the man who sold you the pill, only to have your view obstructed by long blonde hair. You shrink in height as your grow new breasts and hips. Your clothes change to a dress and heels.
Your chest heaves from the sudden changes and you catch the distinctive smell of saltwater. You look around to discover yourself on a marina, next to your husband's fancy yacht. You discover a purse loaded with cash and jewelry.
You spot your husband getting off the boat. "My beautiful wife, what did you think of the trip?"