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"That's amazing thanks so much babe!"
He says rock solid by your face
"I'm fact, if you close your eyes, I actually have a present to give you to say thanks!"
You dont for a second think hes lying, I mean why would he, maybe he can give you a load of money, so this wont have been gay for no reason!
And as you close your eyes, you hear some weird noises, before all of a sudden...