"Alright crazy lady, I'll play your game." he says.
"There we go. From now on you'll call me mistress though, is that clear?"
"Yes mistress." he says.
"Good. Now it's time for your makeover." you say.
"What! But you said I was a servant?" he says.
"Of course you are. But you'll be a shemale employee at my hair salon." you say. "Unless of course you want me to keep that cage on you?"
Stuart relents. You lead him towards a chair that leans in all directions.