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You lost the lamp while in the Bahamas on vacation.

At age 40, that fame and success faded away as you aged. You tried to get a boob job but it did nothing for you. You, no longer a model, were forced to marry some sleazy millionaire who always cheats on you, settle down to be a housewife, and have two kids. Now the tabloids know you as a “has-been.”