'Nope. Its too dark and scary for me.' You think to yourself.
Upon walking away from the building the two guards run inside picking up on your trickery and catch you before you even react. They then handcuff you and take you into questioning, where they hook you up to a lie detector and force you to spill the truth. Upon giving them the whole story the start laughing.
"Haha, you went through all that effort and you just chickened out at the last minute!" says one, they both laugh in unison. The other then stops and pitches in "Hey, i think you've just given me an idea..." And before you can react they knock you out.
Next thing you know, your back at the resort working full time in a chicken mascot suit for Chuck's Chicken, oh and your also a woman because they said "it would make it even more funny". You'd quit the job, but since you broke in they implanted a chip into your neck to track you till you work off a minimum 9 months... It's pretty embarrassing...