“Mhmmm but you boss...” she says, climbing on the desk. “You are not, like, too bad either.”
Before you can react, she strips down and flashes her huge tits at you.
“Like, *giggle* come and get me boss!”
You are FREAKING OUT. While, yes, seeing her like this is great, you can’t afford a PR disaster with everyone taking pictures. You need to react now.
You reach for the lamp...