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This option seems the safest of the lot, i mean, who wouldn't want to be smarter than they already are, you could gain I.Q. to the level of Einstein! And even if it doesn't work (which you know it wont) then no problems caused!

You pick your bottle and drink it all down. After doing so she walks away and tells her guards to let you go free, and you walk away seemingly unharmed. As you head back for the resort you feel your body tingle all over, especially your head which is beating hard and stinging, like thinking too much might pop a brain cell. Over the next few weeks, your body begins to slowly change more and more, to the point you are a full airhead Asian bimbo.

You didn't even notice the change, in fact, you thought you were always like this. But thinking is kind of too hard for you anyways. Thankfully there are plenty of big strong men who are willing to help you with basic tasks like feeding yourself, of course in exchange for blowing them, which is pretty easy for you since all you gotta do is open your mouth and let it slide in. Your not the brightest bulb in the room but you make do.