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He’s about to exit your apartment when you stop him.
“Uh, where are you going? Maybe you can explain why you are acting so weird all of a sudden!”
He gets really sense all of a sudden, putting his hands (and the remote) behind his head.
“I...um...” he sputters out, visibly sweating. “Uhhh...”
“I’m waiting,” you say, arm’s crossed.
“So...remember that lamp you gave me?”
“Yes. It was just some stupid lamp.”
“No see, it was magic. And the genie inside gave me 2 wishes. He offered 3 but I pissed him off so he took one away. My first one was for this remote that could alter reality and...you aren’t gonna believe this part...I changed you from a guy into a girl. You just didn’t notice because I just realized I had the ‘Aware’ setting off. So...yeah.”
You squint at him in utter disbelief and disgust. You can’t believe you ever fell for a man this crazy.
“I’m fucking calling Dr. Thomas,” you say, referring to his therapist.
“No! Here, let me show you...”
What does he do to show you?