Our TG Caption

You see an average dude in a gray shirt holding...the lamp? No, it can’t be.

“Um...hello?” You ask.

“Ohohohoho this one is HOT!” He says. “I didn’t know what the hell happened, but I guess I got a free one today!”

“Huh? I’m, like, confused.”

“For a MILF you sure don’t sound like one...” he muses. “Well, that won’t be an issue soon.”

Something feels REALLY wrong about this.