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You offer the genie the following deal: he grants you unlimited reality-warping powers, and in return you set him free.

Anxious to get the hell out of the lamp and to never see you again, he agrees. You feel yourself imbued with a strange cosmic energy before the genie vanishes in a puff of smoke, surely soaked in the happiness that is his new freedom.

Well, you are essentially a god now. How fantastic...