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-Whoah dude, nice rack!
A strange voice next to you startles you and you flinch. As you look over, you see your fishbowl standing on a shelf. It seemed like the voice came from there. Did the voice come from your pet? That cannot be true, right?
The goldfish continues to speak:
-Don't look at me like that dude. I'm just a fish. Complementing another fish on his boobs! They're rad!
You look down at your chest and start to blush. Your goldfish is making you feel really uncomfortable. As you cover your new breasts with your hands, you turn yourself towards your pet.
-Can you stop that? This is already awkward enough!
-Oke oke, just messin' with ya dude. See ya.
Your goldfish continues swimming circles in his small bowl. You used to feel sorry for putting an animal in such a small environment put not anymore. He is just an asshole.
Anyway, speaking to animals is a power you now have. You wonder if it applies to all animals. You turn to your dog, who is sleeping in the corner of the room. "Hey boy" you yell. He looks up at you. "Can you understand what I am saying?" Your dog does not react and goes back to sleep.
As you sit on the floor, still awkwardly covering your chest, you wonder about your powers. Speaking with aquatic animals and waterbending. It seems like this and water breathing are all your powers. But you still have that second wish.