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As I got home from college today I was heartbroken and bored I was just rejected by the girl of my dreams. So to escape reality I went on the internet and found this weird quiz so i thought that it might be fun.

Question 1: If you were a girl... Would your Handwriting be neat?

A: Yes. As my handwriting now is not very well. I would also like to be able to draw better. As I typed on my computer my hands started to shrink and become smoother.

Question 2: If you were a girl... would you like pink?

A: No, because I do not believe in stereotypes and it is not necessary that you like pink to be feminine. While answering my closet it turned a crimson color

Question 3: If you were a girl... would your hair be straight or curly.

A: I would want my hair to be straight but not to long.  As I typed my answer my hair grew out  past my shoulders but I didn’t pay attention because I was to deep into this quiz.

Question 4: If you were a girl...what would be your favorite color?

A: Probably a red and black or purple. As I finished typing my closet changed again leaving some black and red shirts mixed in with some graphic tees. As well as my room changed from a brown to light purple.

Question 5: If you were a girl... what color would your hair be?

A: My hair is a reddish brown right now so I would want to go with something lighter so I think a caramel brown would look good. As I finished answering my hair changed for the final time become a lighter color. As it did a little fell into my vision and I then realized that I was changing with my answers. I didn’t know what to do so I just kept answering.

Question 6: If you were a girl... what color would your eyes be?

A: The truth is that I would have heterochromia, which is something rare and unique in people who make them have a different colored eye, so I would have a green eye and a purple one, although it seems very rare and people would have to pay close attention to me to notice it. Plus I would also wear shades glasses. As I was finishing typing my answer, the sunlight started to bother me so I put on the glasses that were on my desk.

Question 7: If you were a girl... would you wear makeup?

A: Probably only a little because I would rather focus on natural beauty but I would wear it on special occasions. After I finished typing I looked to a mirror and to my pleasure I looked nice.

Question 8: If you were a girl... would you be sporty?

A: I'm not sure. I wouldn't want to be fat or super skinny, so I guess so. I would be part of the soccer team because it is a sport that I love in addition to car racing and I would go to the gym to practice Muay Thai. In addition to going skating on the weekends, yeah I know There's a lot of things but I would already be a very active girl but it would be part of my charm. When I finished writing, I noticed a pair of skates and a few soccer shoes in my room. My wardrobe also changed making some sportswear and a custom racing helmet appeared on it.

Question 9: If you were a girl... would you wear high heels?

A: No. They don’t look to comfortable I would maybe wear them on special occasions but that is it. I would mostly wear sneakers or some type of sandal or boots. When I was done answering a pair of high heels formed inside my closet along with a couple of pairs of sneakers and sandal. And a pair of short black boots formed on my feet.

Question 10: If you were a girl.. would you wear a skirt?

A: Sometimes. I would sometimes wear skirts but not all the time. I would rather wear jeans or ripped jean shorts. When I finished writing my answer, I felt my jeans dye red and they started to tighten but not much to fit better.

Question 11: If you were a girl... would you wear jewelry?

A: I would wear a chain or a little bracelet but that’s about it nothing to crazy.

Question 12: If you were a girl... what size would your breasts be?

A: I think they would be a C. “just the right size to grab some attention. Huh Why would I think that.” Once  I finished answering I felt my chest push up as well as nipples growing larger and more sensitive till they were a C cup.

Question 13: If you were a girl... would you be into guys?

A: Why not. Many girls have already broken my heart, why not try boys? My room started to change with pictures of cars, electronic music festivals, skateboards, and male celebrities. I also started to think that Lewis the mechanic was kind of cute.

Question 14: If you were a girl... would you shave?

A: Yes of course. All the body hair looks super ugly. My legs than became freshly shaven and silky smooth hairless legs.

Question 15: If you were a girl... would you use pads or tampons? 

A: I don’t know much about this stuff so I’ll just say tampons. As I was answering my balls went inside me as well as my penis and when it did my organs started to shift and rearrange themselves to female organs and reproductive systems, and where my penis used to be is a slit.

Question 16: If you were a girl... what type of shirt would you be wearing right now?

A: I would be wearing a black tank top. My shirt transformed from a white shirt to a tank top that turned black. .

Question 17: If you were a girl... would you be wearing briefs, bikini, thongs, or boxers?

A: I don't know much about women's underwear, so it's probably a bikini. Once I finished writing, my underwear changed into a bikini. But then my butt and my thighs started to grow until they were the perfect size.

Question 18: If you were a girl... what would be your intelligence. One being stupid and ten being heigh enough to drive the class nerd up the wall?

A: A 10 totally, that would help me organize, have good grades and make better decisions on the track when I am driving, also why would I want to be silly, and this only asks for intelligence not for personality so I would not have to worry. Then I had a severe headache as all that knowledge entered my brain, but it passed quickly.

Question 19: If you were a girl... what type of bra would you be wearing?

A: I would wear a strapless bra. When I finished writing I felt a bra form around my sensitive breasts.

Question 20: If you were a girl... how old would you be, how tall would you be without shoes and what would you weigh without clothes?(Don’t lie)

A: I would like to be 20 years old, 5'9 tall and weigh 150 lbs, yes I would be a tall girl. After answering, I shrunk about 4 inches, and then I de-aged about 2 years. I went from being in my last year of college to being a sophomore.

Question 21: If you were a girl... what would your name be?

A: I would want my name to be Dakota Jocelyne (DJ) Williams. I noticed my name on everything changed and that my friends call me DJ for fun.

I also noticed that there were a few more optional questions so I thought what the heck and answered them.

Question 22: If you were a girl... what country would be from?

A: I would be from the New Zealand. My country change from the U. S. to N. Z.

Question 23: If you were a girl... where would you live in?

A: I would live in Tenerife, Spain because the weather is great and the food is excellent. When I answered I realized that I went from Auckland to Tenerife.

Question 24: If you were a girl... would you be rich?

A: Obviously Yes, but not excessively rich . Who wouldn’t want to be. When I answered my room became a lot larger and my house transform into a luxurius apartment.

Once I finished doing this test, I realized that I forgot about the plans I made with my friends since I'm on vacation, so I turned off my laptop and ran to look for them.