You wake up horribly hungover in some city in the middle of the night. As you get off the ground you realize two thing your now a young woman and your butt naked. You can't find any clothes and its not till the next morning you realize your in Rome Italy. You never figure out who this girl was, not even her real name. It's months before things calm down enough for you to prove your identity and get sent home. In that time your forced to sell your body just to make ends meet all well not understanding what everyone is saying leaving you perpetually confused to the point people start calling you "Troia Mista" which roughly means "mixed up Slut" or just Mista for short.