Our TG Caption

You go to your roommate's room and show him the lamp. He is surprised that it was there and isn't sure how it got there. You both joke about the possibility of it being a genie's lamp. You both rub it the same time and a genie emerges from the lamp. The genie states since you both rubbed the lamp, you have to share the three wishes with each other. You and your roommate discuss who gets the first wish.