You try to play dumb, but you realize that you were actually becoming dumb! Oh were you always dumb?
"Hey boys, don't you want to like help a gal get her car out pretty please?"
"The cops help you get your car out of the ditch and you continue to flirt with them the whole way through. Then they left, but you were able to stop one cop from leaving. You lure him into your car.
"Oh sexy, how can I like ever repay you?" You say slowly removing his pants.
"Remove your shirt," he replied.
You giggled and both of you stripped naked....