“So...” she starts tentatively. “Are you a new student here or are you one of Gina’s newest fuckbuddies and you aren’t telling me?”
“Who’s Gina?” You ask
“My roommate. She is such a slu-”
/Melissa is a talker who curses incessantly and lacks a filter/
“-tty bitch whose always fuckin’ new meatheads every fuckin’ day! Shit! Those pillowy tits and curvy-ass body, I wish I could get a taste of that motherfuckin’ pussy every once and a while, but she isn’t a fuckin’ lesbian like me, so she only deals with cocks.”
“Sounds rough,” you say. “Hopefully things bet better between you and Gina.”
Now to have more fun.
/Melissa doesn’t have a roommate/
“Who in fuckin’ hell is Gina? Beats me, though it sounds awfully fuckin’ familiar for some reason...I’m being a real dumb bitch today.”
Dumb bitch?
/Melissa just lost 25 IQ points/
“What...the, like, total fuck?” She asks, her voice now much squeakier. “I totes, like, feel all dumb all of a fuckin’ sudden, but I’ve always been the *giggle* dumbest bitch I know. Like, who even gives a shit?”
“I don’t,” you say.
“Today, like, has been, like so fuckin’ weird. But, like, damn, a great fuckin’ guy like you visiting is always totes fun! Like, it gets so shitty and lonely without, like, a fuckin’ roommate, y’know?”
You nod, loving your lonely, swearing ditz more than ever. Just need to make her straight and you are in business.