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Fuck it, you didn't sign up for this. If Doug needs anything he knows where to find you.

You go home after a long day and lay down.

You look up and at you back window you see the giraffe, oddly enough you can hear Doug's voice.

You open the window to hear it better and notice the giraffe is speaking.

"Dude this is sick, being a giraffe is awesome, I'm so tall now!"

You're not quite sure if you're dreaming at this point.

"That's not all, check this out!"

The giraffe fires what look like lasers at you, you cover your face to protect it. A second later you are fine though your hands seem a little different. You look down and see a pair of breasts.

The giraffe continues talking, though you can't understand what he's saying. You just nod in confusion until he runs off suddenly.

You look in the mirror and see a beautiful asian girl staring back at you, you open your mouth to say something and it comes out Japanese. No wonder you couldn't understand what the giraffe, or Doug, was saying you no longer speak English.

This just keeps getting weirder and weirder.