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You go up to the guy and talk to him

"Oh, hey there, your looking pretty good"

"So are you"

"Now I know we just met, but I don't think it would be such a bad idea if we, you, went out somewhere, maybe get some coffee..."

"Are you asking me out on a date?"

"Well...."

"Look, your nice and all, but I'm not in to girls, I'm gay, but I still think we could be friends, But I gotta go now, my dog's getting hungry"

"Oh, umm, ok"

Your plan fails, as the man walks away, now you must think of something to do, quickly.