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“But Elle, while I love that for you, you don’t even know why I came to visit you.”
She shakes her head.
“It’s our wedding day! And I see you dressed for the occasion,” you say, feeling awkward saying it. “I knew when you said yes to marry me you were kidding about all that gay stuff; I know you’re a cock-craving bimbo.”
Elle is now dressed in a bridal gown with flowers in her hand. Her dull smile becomes a wide, dumb and loving grin as reality changes again so that she is your ditzy wife-to-be.
“Um, is it, like, too obvious?” She giggles. “I totes can’t wait to fuck my hubby every day on our, like, totally awesome honeymoon!”
You notice that you two are now in her backyard where an impromptu wedding appears to be arranged. This should be a nice day; you didn’t expect to marry, but this is fun!