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You wish that your wife is the ideal homebody, just like the housewives of the 1950s. Your wife suddenly becomes dressed in an apron to go along with her new dress. Her hair becomes even blonder, she gets a cute new headband and heels, and she is now wearing makeup. In her hand is a batch of cookies. Her expression becomes one of pure bliss and love.

“Hello darling!” says Mary, your housewife of 6 years. “I cleaned the whole house and made cookies while you were at work!”