Our TG Caption

You look at the brown looking. It looks old and ugly. You guess it's looking like that so you don't take it, so obviously, you choose this one. You grab it and don't feel anything. You look at the genie. He took the classic red racket and became more muscled.
You suddenly need to poop but the genie starts the match. A few seconds later, you get a headache. You understand that the racket made you sick. It will be really hard to win the match like that!