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Ah finally! I have finished all my college work and will graduate in a few days! All that hard work and IQ points helped me get this far! Nothing can possibly screw my life over! Hmm? Oh, someone send me a link to some website. Let me see.... Hmm, this seems rather stupid. I'm not into role playing, especially into things like these... ugh. I feel dizzy. What, my hair is longer? My-uh-uh-AGH, *pant* *pant*. Huh? Boobs!? My voice is like more feminine and I like have boobs?! Oh no, like my IQ is dropping and I'm like turning into a girl! No! My life is like being ruined or something! Like something? Huh? What was I like worried about? Thinking is like SO hard, who needs like IQ points anyway? *giggle* Oh Master John! My brain like hurts or something. Can you like, fuck my pussy? I always feel SOOO good after a pounding! Tehe!