While you and your roommate argue who to use the remote on, you hear a knock on the door. You open it to see your rather angry neighbor Earl and he looked very angry right now.
"Alright, I know you two took my lamp! now give it back!" He shouted. You and your roommate looked at each other and grinned. Earl would be the perfect test subject. You aim the remote at him during his rant.
"Put that damn TV remote away -*ZAP*- and kiss me you sexy fools!"
After you pressed the "OK" button on the remote, Earl transformed into a young sexy woman wearing a white bikini. She giggled at you and your roommate.
"Um, Earl is that you?" Your roommate asks. The girl just giggled.
"Earl, I'm like Earlina sweet cheeks!" She exclaimed.
"So you have no idea you were a guy?" You ask her. Earline seemed a bit confused.
"Um, why would I have ever been a guy? I'm just your sexy neighbor asking you if you two want a good time," Earline says winking at you. You and your roommate looked at each other and grinned. Earlina is very much of an improvement over the old geezer.