Get ahold of yourself! You are evil now! You can’t let this shake you! Ms. Clinton could be quite the specimen.
“I just thought I’d stop by,” you say, slyly turning off the NOTICE CHANGES function on her profile. Speaking of her profile, she’s got some nice attributes across the board; she’s all-around gorgeous, and she’s only 33. “I can’t believe we never met before.”
“I agree. You seem like a nice young man. Tell your family they’re welcome over for dinner anyti-”
Her words are cut off by the change you just made to her reality.