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From now on at the end of any game of any version of poker played with cards from this store all the losers will permanently both turn into sexy young women and have every last piece of clothing they own will turn into playboy bunny outfits or accessories that go with such outfits. Also they'll be unable to wear any clothes except bunny outfits for one week times the total number of players in the game. If a player loses multiple games in a row then their time in bunny outfits gets added on. Lastly everyone will find the changes as a totally acceptable part of the game.