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You are making out with your boyfriend when you are quite rudely interrupted by some guy holding a lamp with his girlfriend.

He explains that he used all three of his wishes from the lamp, but the genie won't go away until the original person who started the wishing uses their last two.

He begs you to take the lamp and do whatever you want with him so that the genie will leave him alone.

You just stare at him with an odd look. Your boyfriend gets defensive.

"Hey, is this guy bothering you?" he says.