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On my way to school today my I passed my neighbor and she dropped this weird ring. I tried to give it back to her but she told me to keep it so I slipped it into my pocket. At lunch I went to the bathroom and when I was there I re-found it in my pocket and slipped it on just out of curiosity. When I did, i immediately started changing. My whole body began slimming in some spots and growing in others. At first it was uncomfortable, but now I feel so good, I even took some selfies! Do I really need to go to math next period!?