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You wish to be rich, the genie nods and snaps his fingers.

Mike is on the edge of his seat, and after you check your bank balance and confirm that you are in fact rich he seems surprised.

"Dude I totally thought he'd turn you into some rich housewife, or some female celebrity, or..."

You regret showing Mike the lamp and wonder where he got all these ideas in his head. You glance at the genie and shrug, he nods acknowledging how awkward the situation is.

You figure you'd might as well make your second wish.