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As you read the paper you see that the laser pointer is for turning people into prostitutes.
1.Anyone that the beam is pointed at for more than three solid seconds will permanently change into an attractive, bisexual, adult woman.
2.They will have an irresistible urge to work as a prostitute that will never go away. Even if they have school or another job they'll work as a part time prostitute.
3.They will take pride in their work and even openly brag about it.
4.They can not turn down an offer. Even if they're asked to preform they're services in public or in front of they're friends or family so long as the customer is paying the sufficient amount.
5.The prostitutes are immune to all STDs and can only become pregnant if they want to.
6.They'll prefer to dress an look like prostitutes at all time and their wardrobe will change to match. They'll suffer no negative consequences for their dress no matter how inappropriate it may be.
7.The more time spends around one of the prostitutes the more they'll warm up to the idea of paying for their services.
8.No customer will never consider intentionally harming one of the prostitutes.
9.The prostitutes will remain beautiful and never age for their whole lives.
10.All sexual pleasure the women receive will be five times as pleasurable if they are being payed to do it.
11.They will remain perfectly healthy as long as they continue to have regular sex.
12. They will receive zero legal punishment for their prostitution work even if it is illegal where they live.
13.No one question any of the effects of the pointer and act as though those effected were always this way.
Once you finish reading the paper you start thinking about what to do with the laser pointer.