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Oh Eleanor. She’s the neighborhood weirdo. She’s wicked smart (and a recent Purdue graduate with a degree in engineering) but for as long as you could remember she had no personality, no social skills, and no friends. The crazy thing about her, and what makes you angry, is that you always had a weird crush on her, even though she has been open about being lesbian for years. This could finally be the moment where you put this matter to bed.

“Oh, um, what a nice surprise, neighbor,” she says, opening the door. “Why don’t you come in?”

You follow her into her home and take a seat on her living room sofa, discreetly opening her profile.

“So, what’s up? Can I get you a glass of water, or...what?” She asks.