“That’s so nice; I heard you were so nice,” you tell her. “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Baker.”
“Oh, call me Carol! You’re old enough!” She responds, letting out a little laugh. “And it’s nice to meet you, young man. Can I get you anything?”
“I’m fine,” you say, staring at her massive breasts.
“Ugh, you boys never want anything. My hubby is the same way,” she sighs, still grinning. “I tell him I’ll make him whatever he wants and he’s always so, um, not interested.”
“How long have you guys been married?”
“15 years. He’s so gorgeous. He’s a doctor, too. His name is Michael...oh, just thinking about him makes me swoon! I wanted a man like him ever since I was a little girl! I always wanted to be a mommy!”
“Sounds like you got what you wanted.”
“Um, of course! My four daughters are such angels! They’re my babies! I’m sorry if I’m going off the rails, sometimes I do that.”
“You’re alright, Carol. Don’t worry!”
You can’t believe what you are hearing! This woman, your former statistics teacher, is now a dumb, bumbling MILF! It’s so weird to see her like this but it’s also...so satisfying!