“And what makes you think that, Carol?”
She looks at you pitifully, as if you were a lost little puppy.
“Don’t try and play this game with me,” she says, her voice thick with lust. “All you little boys act like you don’t want a piece of mommy, when you are in my home nonetheless. You love playing hard to get, but trust me honey, it’s hard to find a woman like me.”
“It wasn’t that hard,” you say, shrugging.
“Shut up. Besides, I know what’s gonna be hard in a couple minutes once you come around and let me have it...wouldn’t you agree?”