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Heading home, you decide to give it a whirl and rub the lamp. To your amazement, a genie does emerge! It is magical!

“Hello Master!” He shouts proudly. “I am the genie of the lamp, here to grant you one wish!”

“Hey that’s so awes-wait, only one?”

The genie nods. “Yes. Unfortunately I am not cleared to give three yet. And, before you ask, you can’t wish for more. Sorry, pal.”

What a rip-off. At least you saved Vic the trouble. Now all you have to do is come up with a wish...