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Your favorites are all still there, but your consoles and top of the line gaming rig are dwarfed by colossal arcade cabinets. They're super nostalgic: you remember playing them way back when. That's not right though...you never liked arcades, they were full of nerds and never had a single girl. But you were there, and you were a girl...and a boy...eh, fuck it.

You squeeze your huge ass and play Time Crisis.