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Unfortanately for you, your new trainer is interested in shiny hunting a ralts... He drops you off at a Daycare along with a japanese ditto for the Masuda Method... You knows what happens next-

Next thing you know your are having sex with the ditto... As it plunges it's gooey body into your vagina, you are overcome with a powerful wave of pleasure... When you are finished you collapse from exhaustion.

When you wake up, you find that you have layed an egg. However, you find your streak of bad luck continues, as your trainer hatches it and it isn't shiny. Welp, now only about 681 more times until you reach the shiny odds...