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Heyyyyy bestie!”

Turning around, you see your best friend Carter standing over by your door, having just entered your house.

“Oh my gosh how are you!?” You ask, thrilled to see her.

“I’m just thriving right now,” she says. “I was on my way to Derrick’s house and I thought I’d, like, say hi and stuff.”

“That’s sweet but like, seriously, when are you NOT at Derrick’s?” You ask her. “There’s more to life than him, ya know.”

“The sex is soooooo good,” she tells you, almost moaning a little. “And…you know…he’s a nice guy and all.”