Our TG Caption

Millions of conflicting theories have been published since the Wave was discovered, but one recurring theme has stuck around: It is believed that one can influence the change by wearing different outfits or accessories. No one knows why this is (or really cares), but are happy to use the government-bought apparel to try and regain some control. You approach the booth, and the attendant asks what you would like, what-of their near infinite stock-do you select?