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Deciding to roll with it, you two head out the sliding door into the backyard.
“Today is, like, totally perfect for a swim!”
“Sure is,” you say. “Oh wait, Penelope, I-”
She turns towards you with an angry look on her face!
“Penelope!? Did you just call me, like, Penelope?” She asks, visibly enraged. “It’s Penny!”
Figures that with a bimbo mind she has a bimbo name.
“Sorry Penny, but as I was saying,” you continue, your fist ready. “We never broke up.”
Her gaze changes from furious to aroused in a matter of seconds.
“Of course we never broke up! We went on, um, some breaks but we never, like, broke up,” she says. “What would I *giggle* do without you babe?”