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Half buried under a stack of some paper reports, you notice a glowing crystal shard on your desk. Grabbing it, you feel your whole arm tingle as a jolt of electricity from the shard excites it. Inspecting the shard, you notice an inscription on the back:

"BEWARE WHO HOLDS THE SHARD! MAKE A WISH AND IT SHALL BE GRANTED!"

“Weird...” you think to yourself.

As you are about to throw it out in the trash, you decide to just make a wish aloud. After all, the worst case scenario is nothing happens.

“Why not give it a shot?” you say to yourself. “I wish…”