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"Hey Amanda you wanna know a secret?"

"Sure I do." you say playfully touching your lips.

Mr. Hickory leans into your ear and says...

"I'm GAY!!" as he shoves you away.

"I'm the one who started that rumor but me liking "hot girls" to see if any of them would actually try use that to get me to raise their grade, now I suggest you leave before I report you to the principle"

Well that plan failed about as miserably as possible.
Better luck with the next 2 wishes.