Niklas is, as far as you can say a good-looking person. Though is quirky personality is his cause for still being a virgin. You remember him lying often about even ever having a girlfriend. The old "she goes to another school" being his main excuse for nobody ever even having seen her.
It was no wonder for you that his excitement when you showed him the lamp exceeded the one an average person would show. "Have you rubbed it yet?", he asked after inspecting it for a good amount of time.
"I have not", you said. "It's probably just a movie prop anyway."
"Can I rub it?", Niklas asked. Without giving him an answer he rubbed it.
blueish-purple smoke appeared around the opening of the lamp and a genie appeared.
"Who awakened me from my sleep."
Niklas was shocked at first, like you were, but he found himself quickly enough to answer the mythical creature before him. "I-I did"
"Farewell. I shall serve you with granting you every wish you demand, master."