You have a Dungeons and Dragons game scheduled for later today, with Carl as the Dungeon Master, and Doug, Paul, Greg, Mike, Suzie, May, Jake, Fred, Andrew, and you playing.
Doug, your drug dealer, is a male gnome fighter named Stone.
Paul, your history buff friend, is a male human ranger named Paul.
Greg, your boring friend, is a male boring human named Greg.
Mike, your roommate, is a female drow warlock named Michelle.
Suzie, your creative friend, is a female elf wizard named Sandalf the Green.
May, your girlfriend, is a female tiefling rogue named Lust.
Jake, a local lifeguard, is a male dwarf bard named Bro.
Fred, your weeb friend, is a male human paladin named Sensei.
Andrew, your odd friend, is a male copper dragonborn monk named Will-o-the-Wisp.
You feel that it would be a fun idea to wish that you and your friends were actually in the game. You then remember that you need to make your character still, and get to work on that.